CCNd is nigh

As I was watching Lou Dobbs last night trying to catch a glimpse of dadzulito in a report (he didn't make it on), I experienced the horrifying displeasure of a report about what to do in the event of a "nookular" (AS THE REPORTER BITCH KEPT SAYING) attack.

They actually had. a. report. about. what to do. in a nookular attack. She kept saying "we should emphasize that we have no reason to think this is actually going to happen any time soon" but in case it does, some government bullshit-machine says we should find shelter and avoid the radiation or something. But then some other nookular physicist guys say there ain't shit you can do (yeah, duh, okay, I knew that!). And apparently nookular radiation clouds are shaped like cigars. Not sure how the mushroom cloud fits in with that. So, in the unlikely event of such an attack, try not to be wherever it takes place.

Thanks, lame-ass correspondent bitch whose name I don't remember!