We need Woodstein on the case!

Bush, &c., are slipping bombshells -- qu'ran abuse at git'mo, bottomed-out recruiting numbers -- into the deadest timeslot of the newscycle: Friday night. The blogosphere won't play ball though, we're staying on top of these stories, as are the folks on Countdown (though Keith's m.i.a.), who tell us the pentagon is disclosing the fact that some army guard pissed on the koran, on top of a mountain of other desecrations, which, we're pretty sure, is worse than putting it in a toilet. One of these needs to have legs enough get some weekday attention. Oh now they're telling us the guard pissed on it by mistake. That sounds reasonable, sure. No, yeah, totally, I see it.