Confessions-R-Us

God, I feel like there was something I was thinking about this weekend... what was it? The Attorney General, maybe, and how he was going to have to resign and possibly worse because he, and many memebers of his department, lied to congress under oath? No, maybe it was the mold growing around soldiers at Walter Reed? No, that wasn't it either. God, was it the fourth anniversary of the war today? Maybe. Damn! What was it... HOLD ON! Who cares! Wow!! We got another terorist to confess!! Whoopee!! Torture works! Gonzales is vindicated! We've already got all the terrorists now! We don't even need bin Laden. Who's he?
Now wait, didn't the last guy confess to some of these things? Well, no matter. Oh, by the way -- did you know that some dude has already been tried and found guilty of kidnapping and murdering Daniel Pearl? Isn't it weird how they didn't mention that when KSM confessed to it? Now where was I?