Gannongate? Talongate? Hotmilitarystudsgate?

Oh Gannongate gannongate gannongate the joys of gannongate.

How do we love gannongate? Let me count the ways:
He's a bad actor
He may have leaked Valerie Plame
He runs prostitution websites on the side
He has bad grammar
He gives me something to think about when the rage comes
He looks kind of like a penis
and on and on and on

mmm, good.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, do yourself a favor and find out. Now for a prayer: please, please let him have been a plant. Pleeeeeeez let the White House be paying him.