Johnny we hardly knew ye

We at Brand Blue HQ (aka the couch) loved Johnny as much as the rest of 'em. He was a soothing yet sharp (is that possible?) wrap-up to every evening. We'll miss his rascally little self.

But what we're really steamed about (for a change) is W's response. Check this White House Statement:

Laura and I are saddened by the death of Johnny Carson. Born in Iowa and raised in Nebraska, Johnny Carson was a steady and reassuring presence in homes across America for three decades. His wit and insight made Americans laugh and think and had a profound influence on American life and entertainment. He was a patriot who served in the United States Navy during World War II and always remembered his roots in the heartland of America. We send our prayers and condolences to the entire Carson family. (emphasis added)

Do you believe that shit? They're trying to make him into some super-patriotic warrior. Notice all the red state-y references? The never forgetting his roots? The heartland of America? That's code, folks. What they don't seem to mention is what he did and where he actually lived - TV in Los Angeles (Gomorrah West).
Here's the joke: according to Peter Lassally, his long-time (like, since 1962) executive producer, Johnny (who kept his views to himself) was a flaming liberal. Eat that, W.
And yes, it makes us even sadder that he's gone.