Crib Sheet

In the calm before the storm (and yes, the boss is at a meeting now, hence the copious posting) I present to you a Plamegate who's who. Below are the major players/most likely to be indicted/biggest shitheads involved. WHIG is the White House Iraq Group, a sub-group formed to push for the war way back in 2002. Many things are rumored to have transpired in WHIG meetings, not the least of which a plan to smear Joe Wilson by using his wife.

*Karl Rove: WH DCoS, Turd Blossom, WHIG member
*Cathie Martin: Cheney Aide
*Ari Fleischer: Former WH Press Sec.
*Mary Matalin: Ex-Cheney Advisor, WHIG member
Nicholas Calio: Ex-Assist. To Pres. for Legislative Affairs, WHIG member
*Karen Hughes: Assist. Sec. of State, whorebitch from hell, WHIG member
Donald Rumsfeld: SoD
*Dick Cheney: VPOTUS, Prince of Darkness, WHIG member
*Izzy Hernandez: Assist. Sec. of Commerce, ex-Rove Assist.
*John Hannah: Cheney Staff Member, on loan from Bolton’s office at DoS, possible informer
*Condi Rice: SoS, hellhound, WHIG member
*Matt Cooper: Journalist
John Bolton: UN Ambassador, ex-Under SoS for Arms Control
*Judy Miller: “Journalist”
*Stephen Hadley: NSA, WHIG member
*Carl Ford: ex-Director DoS Bureau of Investigation & Research
*Scott McClellan: WH Press Sec., puffy punching bag, bad liar
*Scooter Libby: Cheney CoS
*Robert Novak: “Journalist”
*Susan Ralston: Rove Assist., ex-Abramoff Assist.
*Andy Card: WH CoS, WHIG member
*Jim Wilkinson: Senior Advisor SoS, WHIG member
David Wurmser: Cheney Staff Member, came from Bolton’s office at DoS, attended WHIG meetings, possible informer

*Has/is believed to have testified or “co-operated” with Fitzgerald

Notice that the two possible informers, Wurmser & Hannah (or as I like to think of them, aspens turning) are both from John Bolton's office at State. I don't know quite what this means, but it feels like it means something.