You Thought I Was Shitting You

Admit it. You thought I was being fooled by some merry photoshopper. You thought, no freaking way.
But no, my friend, I was not shitting. I was not being fooled. I was giving you a picture to love and treasure for a lifetime. It's all over the web now (and forever!), but look at a real news source and see. I shit you not.