crazy time, part 1,001

turn on the tv hoping for some 70's show and i swear to god all the cable networks are freaking parked live outside martha stewart's prison. it was mesmerizing. i watched for an hour. it was like watching paint dry, only weirder. "the drive to the airport is about half an hour. it's a very dark road, and there might be deer or other animals in the road. martha is going to have to be very careful." i kid you not. they analyzed her poncho, her walk, they had susan freaking mcdougal talk about what it's like, it was CRAZY!
and then she got out and i was like, yay, martha! and then i thought, why the hell do i care? and the reason is that i spent an hour listening to the most inane bullshit in history, and i no longer have a brain.
i'm saying it again: end times.
on a lighter note, happy birthday me!