gruuchhgggaaAAAGGGHHHHKKKKAAA!!!!

That is the sound, as far as I can transcribe it, that your soul makes when it is wrenched out of your body and dangled in front of your bloody, now soul-less husk of a standing corspe, rather like when Dick Casablancas ripped Logan's head off and pulled his spine out and showed it to him (on the Playstation). That is the sound that I made upon coming across this in The Note:

...the President should be awfully glad that Election Day was not conducted last Saturday through Tuesday, which are the precise dates of the new Bloomberg/Los Angeles Times poll, which shows that if the election were held those days, things might not have turned out so well for Mr. Bush.

According to the poll, Massachusetts Senator John Forbes Kerry(distinguished war hero, former prosecutor, loving husband and father, owner of homes in many nice places, the man who caught Noriega with his bare hands and on his own passed several vital fishery and hatchery laws — that John F. Kerry) would beat George Walker Bush in a rematch by ten points. (emphasis mine, read it here)

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I invite you to transcribe the sound you made when you read that in the comments.